Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 12, 2008

Have a Nice Big Cup of STFU, Already


I want to know how she can get the nomination by a means that does not involve either outright chicanery or assassination, other than her pathetic "I can get the white trash vote" claim, with her minions whispering that "the uneducated whites ain't gonna vote for no nigra."

If I want to vote for a Republican, I can vote for McCain. I don't need to vote for a Democrat who is running as though she had Karl Rove whispering into her ear every night.

UPDATE: Her campaign is $20 million in debt. Which means that it owes over $8 million to various vendors, since she has "lent" the campaign over $11 million.

UPDATE II: And then there is a group that is supposedly pushing a unification of the two campaigns. Except that the group pushing unification is nothing more than a front for the Clinton campaign.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

There is only one way that Hillary wins, and that is if Obama dies. That's it. Otherwise she's toast.

Which makes a penguin wonder what she knows that we don't....

-- Badtux the Conspiracy Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

"Twisted minds think alike," it seems.