Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Bring It On. Really.

President Bush is planning to have an active role in this year's campaign.

"`The president believes very strongly that, if we get out and take our message to voters, that we can be successful,' said White House spokesman Scott Stanzel."



Seventeen out of twenty Americans believe this country is on the wrong track.

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Bush has the highest disapproval ratings (71%) since polling operations began asking that question. Which means that even a lot of Republicans, who may personally like the King of the Baboons, really think he is a fucking idiot. You could spread the Bird Flu around a major city and you would still be more popular than George Bush.

And this guy seriously thinks he can convince people to vote for Republicans? Bush isn't just in a bubble, he is living in either a hermetically-sealed armor-plated room or he is on a constant drip of LSD.

Or he is just retarded.

Bush will help the Republican candidates with the same efficiency and effect that he has helped New Orleans and Iraq. The idea that Bush is going to be flitting about the nation campaigning for Republicans has to strike fear into the hearts of virtually every GOP candidate running for office. The Republican candidates know this, they've lost three special elections for House seats that they should have won, and it's because of George Bush.

The Republicans probably wish that the Mars Landing program were closer to reality and that they could send Bush there, starting last week.

Bush campaigning for Republicans? Oh yeah, bring it on!

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