Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 9, 2008

We're Really Not the Rapacious Bastards You Think We Are!

The oil industry is trotting out a public relations campaign in order to convince Americans that, despite $11 billion in profits (for three months) for one company (ExxonMobil), the oil industry is really "jest folks" who really don't like the idea that they are charging you four dollars for a gallon of regular unleaded gasoline. The article also notes that the coal industry is trying to make you feel better about them being the worst contributor to climate change among the energy industry.

Good luck with that, guys.

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