Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, June 8, 2025

Been Pepper-Sprayed by the Po-Po?

Some advice from an instructor:

Cold running water. That’s it. Everything else is a wives tale.

And for fuck’s sake don’t degrease your eyeballs with dish soap.

Do not use a still bucket of water for people to dunk their faces in. OC is an oil. It floats on water. After the first person, everyone else is just decal-dipping their faces with a fresh coat of pepper spray.
< br> Don't wear contact lenses.

Tin soldiers and Trump is coming.

8 comments:

Unknown said...

And it starts
Patrick

B said...

Easy fix:

Behave, even illegals that are under the radar are generally left alone. Don't break any more laws.
Protest and get sprayed or worse.

Maybe try to become a legal citizen. Choose the US as your country and stop waving Venezuelan or Mexican flags to show your true loyalty. Act like, and become a citizen of the US.

Stop thinking that just because you are here you can stay. Earn the rights you want.

Eck! said...

Goggles are not a bad idea.

Eck!

w3ski said...

Donny wants a war. Will he be able to declare Martial Law if only one state is rioting? The possibilities are horrible.
w3ski

Eck! said...

I'd forgotten a bottle of plain eyewash (saline) is also safe. The
more the better.


Eck!

dinthebeast said...

CBS reporter asked someone in LA if they got caught up in the tear gassing, and he replied: "Tasted a little tear gas... it tasted like fascism."

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

Did you have a problem with Trump supporters waving Confederate flags, piracy flags or even swastika flags at their "protests"?

Hmmm?

Eck! said...

b,
Last time I heard "Behave, even illegals that are under the radar are generally left alone. Don't break any more laws."
It was uttered by southern governor around 1966 WRT to
Black people. It was offensive then and remains so now.
All you did was substitute "other" people.

Tear gas tastes like good old racism.

Eck!