Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, January 19, 2025

OK, Donnie, Go Fix the Price of Eggs, You Putz

Bird flu has been found in a commercial flock in Georgia.

3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

You're going to wear yourself out before Captain Chaos gets back in the saddle again.
Not Gene Autry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX8GG3dnsp8

Stewart Dean said...

Amazing how all the Right's imagery of him is of a steely-eyed Il Duce when in reality, it won't be long before he's brought in on a hand truck like Strom Thurman. Sieg Heil, you shmuck.

Eck! said...

The only thing the orange asset will fix is, well everything, and he gets the vig.


Eck!