Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Bailout; Motor City Edition, Pt. 3

GM says that if they don't get help right the fuck now, they are toast.

While I have many qualms about bailing them out, I am really perturbed by the fact that the government, both the Administration of the Tsar of the Baboons and the Congress of the Apes is requiring the auto makers to jump through a whole series of hoops. Compare that to the way the Treasury Department is bailing out the banks; they basically call up the Treasury Department, say "we need a shitload of cash" and they get it the next day, if not sooner.

Those goniffs in the financial sector have lots of friends in Der Monkey Fuhrer's administration and that makes all the difference in the world. They are not going to let their buddies go down the drain, but they don't give a damn about people who punch timecards and get paychecks in the Midwest.

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