Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Ick. Ick. Ick., Criminal Law Edition

More than two years after witnesses claimed Luke Chrisco emerged from a portable toilet at a yoga festival covered in feces, the alleged Boulder "potty peeper" pleaded guilty today to two counts of burglary and attempted unlawful sexual contact.
I have no idea how much they paid the cop who first collared him, but it assuredly was not enough.

5 comments:

Nangleator said...

Attempted unlawful sexual contact?

"Hey, you've got a little... Let me get that for you..."

bearsense said...

Burglary ???
I remember the case, but I'd never have figured that.

Comrade Misfit said...

He illegally entered a building with the intent of committing a crime therein. That's pretty much the legal definition of burglary.

Peeping is illegal, so.....

bearsense said...

Thanks CEB - you're the lawyer.
It is pretty amazing that a porta-potty would be considered a "building," eh ?

Comrade Misfit said...

Wasn't just the pora-potties. One of the stories said that he had gone into some buildings and made peepholes in the bathrooms.