Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Happy May Day

Ah, the first day of May!

A day when the Soviet Union once paraded its military hardware though Red Square:



A day when Emperor Dorquemada proclaimed a war to be over, a war that, in truth, had hardly begun.



The Soviets bankrupted their country and lost their empire as a result of, in part, unsustainable military spending.

Chimpy the Lesser put two wars, costing untold trillions of dollars, on the national debt while handing out boatloads of cash to rich people in the form of tax breaks and while sacrificing America's position as a moral leader in the world.

The First of May should become known as International Insane Folly Day.

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