Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Suck On This, Sarah Palin

Conditions suitable for life existed on Earth 4.2 billion years ago.

That is 4,200,000,000 years ago. Not 6,000 years ago.

And no, Jesus was not riding a brontosaurus.
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3 comments:

One Fly said...

There you go pick'in on the believers again. The mooser is not going to like this.

12/02/2008 8:10 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Yes, I am making fun of them. They are idiots. They might as well believe the Earth is being held up by Atlas.

12/04/2008 7:39 AM
Anonymous said...

It's not Atlas, it's a big turtle.

12/04/2008 2:25 PM

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