Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Sit Down, Strap In and Hang On!

Not your average airplane ride:


Nap-of-the-Earth flying in a Piper Pawnee. There are several video formats to choose from.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Heh!
Reminds me of a flight through Hell's Canyon Wildlife Area in Oregon. I was in the back seat of a six place Cessna which had a fold-down back rest (for access to the baggage area?). The flight was for the purpose of spotting elk prior to hunting season.
The pilot (obviously an ex-fighter jock) spent a lot of time with the wings perpendicular to the ground and it was a spectacular ride - we saw quite a few elk. I was fine until the seat back latch failed during a steep climb out and my upper body fell backwards 90 degrees. Couldn't get the seat back to stay in place so I had to hold myself upright by main muscle power - nothing to hold on to. I had to ask for a bag. Lucky we flew before breakfast. I got a few pictures before the seat back failure. All-in-all a real hoot and I won't ever forget it.