Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 1, 2008

The Needle on the Surprise-O-Meter Doesn't Even Twitch off the Peg

Not at news that the Bush Administration received clear warnings three years ago that a meltdown of the mortgage market was going to happen.

And they did not do a fucking thing about it.

Not a goddamned thing.

I'll say one thing for George W. Bush: We'd have to elect a drooling imbecile who would start a nuclear war before he is at any risk of losing his title of "Worst President in American History." That is a title he will, in all likelihood, hold for as long as there is a United States of America.

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I don't care what historians say about the other lousy presidents--Bush is hands down the worst in history.
It's impossible to name one good thing he did for the country.
I think the only human being who could possibly do worse would be Sarah Palin. Her conceit alone eclipses his. And she might even be dumber that him because I think she actually believes all that Pentocostal nonsense.
Yeecch.

BadTux said...

Herbert Hoover merely led the U.S. into a depression. He didn't lead the U.S. into a depression *and* manage to lose not one, but *two* wars at the same time, like Dear Chimperor has...

- Badtux the Fact-spoutin' Penguin