Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Caturday Preloaded

With the Thanksgiving holiday looming, I expect that my blogging will be light. So I am taking advantage of the "scheduling feature" to load this edition of Caturday.

George and Jake rest on the cat's chair:


Mmmmmm. Cat fooood......


What part of "leave me alone" is unclear to you?


This is a very unusual sight. Usually when these two cats are that close to each other, they are exchanging paw slaps to the head.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

They do look peaceful and beautiful on that red cushion! Quite regal, in fact.

Ours do most of their slap fights as they wait for food to be put on the floor.

Comrade Misfit said...

The slap fights between Jake and Gracie are most common as they wait for food, but they have had them at other times.