Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 3, 2008

The Worst Movie In Recent Memory

It very well might be "The Killing Grounds" with Armand Assante. When it was first released, it was called Children of Wax.

I don't know who caught Assante in what compromising situation to get him to make this piece of trash. I'm visiting a friend and we felt like action movies, so we got that and Shooter. We watched Shooter first and then Killing Grounds. The contrast was like following up a meal of tenderloin steak with a bottle of $2 bourbon.

5 comments:

Distributorcap said...

you mean another disappointing movie starring Yoan Karamfilov

man that guy has made a string of bad movies

CrankyProf said...

He was in Godforsaken "Judge Dredd!" What did you expect?

(Serious.y...I hate it when I see actors I like in crap projects. Sometimes, you can just tell they did it as schedule filler, or for the money.)

Case in point: Jeremy Irons, in "Dungeons and dragons."

Comrade Misfit said...

I had never heard of Karamfilov before. 3 movies in the IMDB database and they all suck. A perfect record!

BobG said...

Karamfilov is of the same high caliber as Uwe Boll.

Comrade Misfit said...

BobG, you made me go look that guy up. It appears that he has made some gawdawful movies.