Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Happy Mission Accomplished Day, or Why We Are Truly Screwed

It's been five years now since Bush's triumphal "mission accomplished" extravaganza. Who can forget the photos from that day?


So, Chimpy, how about going on television and crowing about how all the good things you've managed to do with five years of peace and stability in Iraq?

Now this is why we are well and truly screwed: It has taken five years for the Bush Administration to admit that maybe the banner was not a good idea. Based on that, if we all could live forever, it would take about five thousand years for him to admit that this war was a bad idea.

Five years. Over 95% of the casualties we have suffered in Operation Clusterfuck have occurred after Bush's little display of hubris (not that he has any idea what that word means). Let's look at that in comparisons to a couple other wars. If 95% of the casualties had taken place after the "end of combat operations", as Der Monkey Fuhrer put it, the Union Army would have suffered 2.8 million casualties in occupying the South (not counting the millions who would have died from disease), the Army would have had over a million dead in occupying Germany after World War I and six million dead in occupying Germany and Japan after World War II. A million would have been killed in Korea between 1953 and 1958.

Except none of that happened.

We have been baby-sitting a civil war. That is obvious to over two-thirds of the American people and it is probably quietly acknowledged by even most of the dead-enders who still support this moronic war. But Hell will have frozen over before Bush acknowledges it. He will die in a jail cell in The Hague before he owns up to his mistakes and crimes.

UPDATE: Dana Milbank on the day's festivities.

2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

JAEBM

he will never never never never never never admit it was mistake

they could torture not-jenna in front his eyes and he still would never admit it was wrong

BadTux said...

Bush will die of old age in his mansion in the River Oaks district of Houston. (Note that the pig farm in Crawford is just for show, his real home is Houston). Sad to say, like Richard Nixon, our criminal Presidents never die in prison, they always die at home.

- Badtux the History Penguin