Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 2, 2008

Ann Coulter Would So Have Supported This Guy


And so would have Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson and John Hagee and Doug Coe. The first three guys blamed 9/11 on American immorality. The third guy endorsed John McCain and blamed New Orleans for inviting God's wrath in the form of Hurricane Katrina. The last guy named is Hillary Clinton's preacher and he leads a church that has had ties to guys running death squads in Central America and, if you go back far enough, a church that had ties to the Nazi Party.

(H/T to BadTux)

1 comment:

Distributorcap said...

coe and his "church" is one scary organization.....

and hillary is their "gal"