Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, July 28, 2025

Some have harsh words for this man of renown,
But some think our attitude should be one of gratitude,
Like the widows and cripples in Old London Town,
Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun.

Tom Lehrer has died.

If you don't know his work, get thy ass to YouTube and catch both his songs and his work for the kiddie show The Electric Company. Seventy years since he started doing his songs and about sixty since he stopped performing his comedic songs, his work is still timely.

4 comments:

Sikhandtake said...

I grew up listening to his songs as a small child. Still remember some of the lyrics; probably why I'm twisted a little off-center.

Stewart Dean said...

Another titan of conscience and satire gone. I purchased his entire oeuvre 25 years ago, from Amazon...the Remains of Tom Lehrer.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00004SWBHI
It's available used on Ebay upwards of $20.

But he's everywhere on Youtube...

Oblio said...

I was introduced to Tom Lehrer as a high-school Freshman taking a Senior-level Cultural Anthropology class in 1970, many thanks to amazing educator Alan Eggleston for that exposure. In a related note, that same class was where another student slipped me my very first NATIONAL LAMPOON magazine to inhale. I've not been the same ever since, to my everlasting benefit. R.I.P. Tom!

E.A. Blair said...

Some choice quotes from Mr. Lehrer:

“Bad weather always looks worse through a window.”

“I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!”

“I used to pick up the newspaper and laugh....But now I pick up the paper and I have to wait till breakfast is over because it’s just going to ruin it.”

“I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.”

“I’m not tempted to write a song about George W. Bush. I couldn’t figure out what sort of song I would write. That’s the problem: I don’t want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them.”

“It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.”

“Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”

“Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.”

— Thomas Andrew Lehrer