Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 25, 2023

What is Hebrew for "Stay Strapped or Get Clapped?"

I dropped out of Hebrew school after three classes, and my dad didn't make me continue on, so I can't help there.

Firearm instructors and Jewish security groups across the country say they have been flooded with new clientele since Hamas assaulted Israel on Oct. 7. And gun shop owners in Florida say they have seen more Jews purchase firearms in recent weeks than ever before.

“We’ve definitely seen a tremendous increase in religious Jewish people, Orthodox people, purchasing firearms,” said David Kowalsky, who owns Florida Gun Store in the town of Hollywood, and also offers firearms training classes. “I’ve seen a surge in interest in individual training as well as group training.”

I have never understood my co-religionists who believe that America is different from all other countries throughout the arc of human history, that the authorities would be eager to protect the Jews living here.

There were some bombings of synagogues and Jewish community centers by far-right terrorists in the 1950s and 1960s. The story was that the FBI was loathe to do anything, which is understandible, as its director, J. Edgar Hoover, was a notorious white supremacist. So the Mossad sent a not-so-subtle signal to the FBI, which boiled down to "you fix this mess or we will." Since this was around the time that the Mossad had tracked down Adolph Eichmann and abducted him from Agentina and because Hoover believed that every American Jew would help Mossad, he believed that the Mossad had the capability and the will to do what they threatened. So the FBI got into the cases. Or so the story goes.

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Call me cynical, but I’m cringing at the thought of all the untrained/educated new gun owners who likely don’t have any secure storage and probably don’t even understand how to properly handle and/or clear their weapons. I’m not at all opposed to the purchases, I’d just love to know the buyers are getting competent instruction and train8ng.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Jews aren't considered white by a certain part of the population. These are good scare cards for the white eyes. I grant the previous points fully and the others about suicide and gun ownership. We got to the point where we were too old to shinny out of a window at night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h97kbv4mbsc

Jones, Jon Jones said...

NSFW these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_VfGVKzcfs