Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

"How Stupid Can You Be" is Not a Contest, People

Interstate 95 has reopened after a crane took down power lines and closed the highway in both directions between exits 87 and 88.
And
State police are planning two shutdowns of both sides of Interstate 95 between exits 87 and 88 so crews can replace two hefty cable lines a crane accidentally tore down Tuesday morning.
Word earlier was that the crane was repositioning along the highway with the fucking boom up.

I guess that's what insurance is for. But sometimes, I wonder if it wouldn't be nice if the site foremen were given Makarovs.

4 comments:

montag said...

Not unusual although the unlowered dump body is more often the culprit.

CenterPuke88 said...

Perhaps requiring a conductive connection to the crane boom on the crane operator’s head, and a grounding lead attached to his foot, would improve their performance?

Lawrence said...

Makarovs? Not everybody likes canned fish, you know.

Comrade Misfit said...

Not mackarels. Makarovs.