Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Bullshit from the Army; 1943 Edition


Some of this was bullshit. Machine gun ammunition generally has a wider accuracy specification than rifle rounds. This is because a machine gun is not a point weapon, it is an area weapon. The place where the bullets are landing is the "beaten zone". A wider dispersion of fire for a machine gun is not a defect, it's the point. You want to shoot at one guy, use a rifle. You need to shoot at a bunch of guys, get a machine gun.

Which is why the touted accuracy of the American guns in the piece was just bullshit.

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

So, 24 of 30 rounds “hit” for the U.S. tripod MG, versus 16 of 30 for the MG42 on a tripod. The thing they omitted is that when the 42 is tossing 90 rounds downrange and getting 48 hits, the U.S. gun gets those same 24 hits from 30. Additionally, 6 bullets spray and suppress while the 42 is tossing another 42 rounds around t keep heads down. I don’t think bullshit is forceful enough...plus, since the Germans were generally defending positions, the “proble” of lugging the ammo is overblown.

I was impressed by the Grease Gun’s accuracy, but as you note, it’s pointless.

3383 said...

I haven't seen the MP40 called a Schmeisser since reading old Sgt. Fury comic books.

And the MG42 was so bad, we modified it to be the M60.

Swastikas instead of Iron Crosses? Shame!

CenterPuke88 said...

Watched it again and spotted another possible mistake. With the MP40, you were taught to NEVER use the magazine as a hand hold, because it would cause magazine to misalign...similar to the Sten gun. You could hold the magazine hosing, as it looks like he is when shooting, but the way he’s holding the magazine itself after loading is a bad look.