Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
3 comments:
Nimbler brains than mine will have to tackle that one. Although there is a mental image of Trump with two giant (labelled) fans doing a signalman's "dance" (very stiff-armed) and yelling "Watch the fans!" while his suit melts off that might suffice if I could draw.
Satire is very difficult when those to be ridiculed are more ridiculous or more malign than anyone can imagine.
This picture is too perfect for every one of his foreign adventures:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwsPg04XUAAn_GV.jpg
So is this one:
https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/files/2017/01/0125_Trump5.jpg&w=1484
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