Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, June 12, 2015

One Less Event for the Clown Show

The Iowa Straw Poll has been canceled by the state GOP.

2 comments:

Moe said...

Not to worry about a little cancellation. The Clown Show is going forward with Ms. Rachel "Soul Train" Dolezal leading the charge.

Do you have any idea where I might find a baboon whip and what the cost would be?

-Moe

Comrade Misfit said...

I have no idea. I didn't know that they made whips especially for use on baboons.

Betcha Roger Ailes might own a few.