Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Quote of the Day; Penis Edition

"Why the hell am I going to waste my time and give a press release about whether or not I have a penis? My fans don't care and neither do I."
--Lady Gaga, who was addressing the hermaphrodite rumors in an interview with Anderson Cooper. That footage didn't make the 60 Minutes piece, but it is here at 2:50 and there is more here.

3 comments:

Sarah said...

I can't think of a better interviewer than Cooper Anderson. Would be nice if he came out, but oh well.

Lady Gaga is awesome. That is all.

Nangleator said...

I'm convinced she was born a man, and I'm waiting patiently for the absolutely awesome reveal that she plans. Perhaps I'm mistaken, but the story would be so much more fantastic, this way.

Either way, you go, girl!

The New York Crank said...

Lady Gaga says she doesn't care whether she has a penis. But if she had one and lost it, or doesn't have one and suddenly grew one, she might be a bit concerned.

Only conjecturing, mind you.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank