Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Life in Teabag America

Under Gov. Christie, New Jersey is leading the way. And life in the city of Camden is becoming more sketchy.

If you live in a state that allows concealed carry, you'd better get a permit (if one is required). Unfortunately, that doesn't include New Jersey or Wisconsin.

1 comment:

Stewart Dean said...

I've always appreciated Ann Richards comeback when, as governor of Texas (pre-Bush), she was asked why she opposed a no-permit unrestricted concealed carry for women, she said (with a thick magnolia accent):
"Honey, there isn't a woman in Texas that could find a gun in her purse in anything under 5 minutes"