Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Pollsters are Morons, and So Are the Idiots Who Print the Results

Color me unimpressed:
Magellan Poll: Romney Holds Huge Lead In 2012 NH GOP Primary
Riiiight.

Anyone remember who were the leading contenders in 2007? I believe that they were Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani. Hillary got pretty close to the nomination, but Rudy spent five times more than John Connolly and achieved the same result.

If you take polls this far in advance on an election seriously, that is a sign that you shouldn't be taken seriously.

1 comment:

montag said...

Comrade, polls this far out just give the other contenders a target to shoot at. I am enjoying the way all the bums are going after each other with sharpened tooth and claw this early.