Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Twitter and Facebook Are Great Tools

They would be if you wanted to whack someone. Especially if your target was one of those self-absorbed trolls who have to tweet or FB-update about everything they do.

You could make up a pretty good profile of the soon-to-be deceased: When they leave for work, were they stop for coffee, what time they show up and leave work, when and where they go to a gym/restaurant/nightclub.

I might do a short story about that.

2 comments:

Eck! said...

More like ripped from he news.

The news reported a series of breaking based on Facebook, seems the people all posted they were going on vacation.

The stupid hurts.

However, if you can make it really dark..

Eck!

Bridget Magnus said...

That's why I didn't say much on Twitter while I was in San Francisco: "Hey thieves of Las Vegas!! Empty house!!!" Admittedly, setting up an auto-post on my blog for while I was away might have been gratuitous.