Suggested Topics for Pat Buchanan

"Those Uppity Finns Got What Was Coming to Them" (a comment on the Winter War)

"The Black Death Got a Bum Rap"

"The Positive Aspects of Famine"

"Buchanan Was a Great President"

"Polio Provided Jobs" (hey, somebody had to make those iron lungs)

"The Rape of Nanking Was a Fiction"

Feel free to add your own in the comments.