Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Real American Supporters of George W. Bush

You know, the rich. The ones who will give up their American citizenship rather than pay taxes.

Tell me, again, how much the Right believes in this country. These people are the ones that the teabaggers are out there defending. These people are the ones who paid to put Bush in office for eight years. They were the Bush Super-Duper Pioneers or Rangers or whatever cutesy term that baboon used for those who gave oodles of cahs to him.

"ZOMG, my taxes are to hiiiigggghhhh!!!!!1!! If you don't lower my taxes, I'm going to run off and become a citizen of some Banana Republic!!!!1!!!

Don't let the screen door hit you in the ass. And if they have a little revolution and if the rebels come to hang your fat ass in the Zocalo, don't ask for the Marines to come save you. They won't.

(H/T)

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