Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 4, 2009

Why We Need to Buy New Stuff for the Military

One of the arguments for the design and procurement of new military hardware is that it keeps the designers and engineers employed. If you want to have an industrial base to make the shit, then you have to buy enough of the shit to keep the industrial base in operation.

It turns out that is not an arcane argument. It apparently happened when the entities that made up our national nuclear weapons production complex forgot how to make a key component for fusion warheads.

1 comment:

CrankyProf said...

After his USMC career, my dad went to work for the DoD. One of his jobs was testing fuzes and military explosives. They no longer teach people how to do that in the "real" world -- it's all computer sim.

However, they just had to hire him back (out of retirement, and at a ridiculous rate) as contractor to teach a new crop of engineers how to actually, physically test.