Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Who the Hell is Running the Project Offices?

One new problem [with the Osprey] was discovered. The heat from the MV-22's gas turbine engines, which blow their exhaust right on to the deck of the LHD while waiting to take off, caused high enough temperatures to the steel under the deck plates, to possibly warp the understructure. This was already a known potential problem with the new F-35B. So now the navy has two hot new aircraft that require an innovative solution to the melting deck problem.
Nobody thought to look at that? Heating of the deck of a ship by engine exhaust is not a new problem; the Navy had to deal with that when the SM-2ER missile was being fired from a twin-armed launcher, The later-model booster rockets that were being developed over 20 years ago could burn a a hole in a steel deck. The V-22 rotates its engine pods to the vertical and those big-ass 6,000+HP turbines are blasting exhaust straight down and nobody thought it might be a problem?

But, sad to say, this is not the first time that the Navy and the Marine Corps did not consult one another. The well deck of a certain amphibious ship that was under design a long time ago did not have enough reinforcing. It was possible to park a tank on it in such a way that the tank rested entirely on unreinforced deck plating, which did bad things to the steel deck once someone made up a test section and ran a tank onto it.

3 comments:

Frank Van Haste said...

EBM:

Q: "Who the Hell is Running the Project Offices?"

A: The contractors.

Be of good cheer...

FVH

deadstick said...

You mean the exhaust of a gas turbine engine is HOT? Well, I'll be dipped...

Comrade Misfit said...

FVH, it's a problem.