Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Word!

We will see if Floridians are stupid enough to send another Bush to Washington. I am not betting against him.


(H/T)

5 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

The cartoonist left off a few chins on that fat bastard.

Earl said...

A nation of over 300 million should never have to repeat a family name in Chief Executives - unless they really are establishing a royal line.

BadTux said...

Yes, Floridians are that stupid.

Jeb will be their next Senator. Pretty much guaranteed.

- Badtux the Synical Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

Earl,

Agreed. It also does not speak well to the depth of the bench in the GOP if they have to keep going back to one clan of New Englanders.

Anonymous said...

I am afraid that Floridians will be just as stupid as Georgians who just re-elected Saxby Chambliss.