Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 11, 2008

If You Want to Know How Badly Our Economy Sucks Right Now

You can find out by this fact: The Electric Boat shipyard in Groton, CT is adding 650 jobs to its workforce. That was national news. It was the second or third story on NPR during the news update last night on All Things Considered. Normally you would not hear about that level of hiring on a national broadcast; you'd have to read the local papers to find out about it. But these are not normal times.

I hope EB has the staff to read all of the resumes it will get. I worked for a smallish manufacturing company during the `91 recession; they placed a blind help-wanted ad for a single production line mechanic. For that one opening, they got over 300 resumes. That was a baby recession compared to this one. EB may get over half-a-million resumes from around the nation.

Meanwhile, NPR is cutting 64 jobs, not filling an additional 21 open positions (85 total) and cutting two shows, for a 7% work force reduction.

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