Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Guilty times Seven

Sen. Ted Stevens has been found guilty on all seven counts.

(Waiter! A round of Schadenfreude for the house!)

4 comments:

deadstick said...

Guess he'll be spending time behind a series of gray tubes...

Comrade Misfit said...

Har!

Anonymoustache said...

Pretty good one, deadstick. Here's one I read--
Prison is not a big building. It is more like a series of cubes.
--Not mine; don't know the original source.

Anonymous said...

Kinda makes me proud to be an American. And now, if the judge does his job, it won't matter if the good folks in Alaska elect the scumbag again - I don't think a senator can vote from inside a federal prison - no matter how country club-like it may be.