Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 29, 2008

What The HELL Is Going On Here?

Does anybody have any idea what Chimpy is doing?


His best impression of a duck? Taking a dump in his pants?

Anybody know?

(H/T to MPS)
Posted by on or about 16:25

5 comments:

Vicki said...

Looks like he is about ready to spew.

5/29/2008 7:21 PM
Vicki said...

He's stuttering and sputtering -- and trying to say "I'm sorry."

5/29/2008 7:23 PM
deadstick said...

The guy on the right just handed him orders saying he's being recalled to active duty and stop-lossed.

5/29/2008 10:19 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Vicki, Bush say "I'm sorry?"

BWAHAHAHA!

5/30/2008 6:32 AM
Tengrain said...

No, Chimpy, "blow" is just an expression, you actually are supposed to suck.

Regards,

Tengrain

PS - thanks for the link to MPS!

5/30/2008 8:21 PM

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