Ah, Fuck It

I could write about the stupidity of the press, which keeps saying shit like "Clinton and Obama go one-on-one" or "go toe-to-toe in the latest debate." (Well, no shit, geniuses, there are only two candidates left running for the Democratic nomination.) I could write about the speculation that McCain might consider Giuliani for Secretary of DHS (Motto: "Destroying American Liberty Since 2003"), which would replace the batshit crazy Chertoff with someone who is even more of a bugfucking fascist.

But in reality, this morning, right now, I don't give a fuck.


But don't worry. The Battery Cells of Outrage will recharge soon enough.