Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 17, 2022

Spatulating There Down, Here






5 comments:

Ten Bears said...

For the benefit of the yutes ~ long, long time ago, around Y2K (2000, turn of the century, twenty (20) some years ago), back when the Internet was still new, that cartoon hung on the door to my office at the community college where I was teaching computers and doing tech-support, only it was captioned "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

DTWND said...

It’s telling that the Republicans, who espouse family values, swear fealty to the gut who cheated on wife number one, then married the mistress who he then cheated on, then married that mistress, then cheated on her with a porn star. What a great role model for Christian family values!

Dale

Comrade Misfit said...

Dale, morality for them is just a fig leaf to shield what they are really after: Raw power to benefit themselves and the rich.

Comrade Misfit said...

Dale, morality for them is just a fig leaf to shield what they are really after: Raw power to benefit themselves and the rich.

dan gerene said...

Dale, you wrote gut instead of guy but it is just as appropriate. Says I ignoring what I see in the mirror.