Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 12, 2022

No More Historical Re-enactments in New York State

Those groups that held re-enactments of the battles of the French and Indian War, the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812 have found out, in no uncertain terms, that Gov. Hochul has outlawed doing those re-enactments.

Unless they want to do them with rubber guns and wooden cannon, of course. Which isn't going to draw in the tourists who want to see the smoke and hear the cannons' roar. Otherwise, it'll look like a Ren Faire with Redcoats.

5 comments:

Bigus Macus said...

Nearly one third of all the battles fought during the American Revolution were fought in New York State. The capture of Fort Ticonderoga, the Battles of Oriskany, Newtown and Saratoga are just a few of the major events that took place on New York soil.

https://parks.ny.gov/historic-preservation/heritage-trails/revolutionary-war/default.aspx

Paul said...

I'm just saying, I go cosplaying at comic cons dressed as a Jedi but I never brought a real lightsaber with me.

Re-enactors can work with plastic and rubber facsimiles without it being a hassle. Lighten up.

Comrade Misfit said...

Paul, that's pretty weak. There's no such thing as a real light saber, or any sort of blaster. Nobody expects those things to work.

At a re-enactment of a historical colonial American or Civil War battle, people expect to see the guns shoot, feel the concussion of the cannons firing and smell the black powder. They're not re-enacting Roman battles or jousting matches.

Ten Bears said...

They want to watch War from the safety of the sidelines. I have it on good confidence they wouldn't be so keen on it if they were out in the middle of it. Jousting is cool.

I always leave my light-saber at home, fergoodnesssakes, wouldn't want anybody to know about it ...

Eck! said...

I wonder if a Honor guard with a gun salute for
a veteran in NY is allowed.

NY is just being vengeful and ends up looking damn silly.

Glad I got to see all of those in the past before
it was was banned. Ticonderoga was a favorite.


Eck!