Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 2, 2022

"If Abortion is Illegal, There Would Be No Mass Shootings"

Rep. Billy Long (R-Mo.) was asked during an interview with Missouri radio station The Eagle 93.9 on Wednesday whether there was any appetite among Republicans in Congress to pursue changes to gun laws. It came in the wake of a gunman’s massacre of 19 children and two teachers in Uvalde, Texas.
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He said there are a few solutions but that the problem can be traced back to when abortion became legal nationwide.

I'm assuming that, for the sake of argument, that Rep. Long would have a hard time figuring out how to put a six-pack of beer into a paper sack. He had to have been dropped on his head a few times. Because he's one seriously stupid Christian Taliban motherfucker.
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People my age would wonder if he was retarded, but that term is no longer PC.

3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Look it up

dinthebeast said...

His idea for how to reinstate Fergus was a doozy, also.

https://www.rawstory.com/billy-long-2657448722/

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

That's some serious MR, right there.