Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, October 7, 2019

Miss Lindsey Appears to be Suffering From Trump-Induced Dementia


On September 11, 2001, Barack Obama was an Illinois State Senator. He had no input on American foreign policy, unlike, say, a certain senator from South Carolina, whose picture will be forever in an illustrated dictionary under the entry for "sycophant".

Graham sold his soul to Trump. From what it appears, Trump overpaid.

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Ignoring radical Islam? 9-11?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bin_Ladin_Determined_To_Strike_in_US

Wrong guy, Lindsey.

-Doug in Oakland

CenterPuke88 said...

Whatever the picture is of, I’d love to see it...I might need mind bleach, but Donnie has to have a picture of something like Graham getting railed by a donkey.

dinthebeast said...

Mr. Graham already explained his quick-change into Fergus' biggest supporter, he said "I know how to win an election."

-Doug in Oakland