Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Hillary's House Hearing

Unless you've been living under a political rock, you know that today is the day that Hillary Clinton is testifying before the House Witch-Hunt Benghazi Committee.

And you also know that the basic issue has nothing at all to do with the events of Benghazi. The Republicans are out to torpedo Clinton's presidential campaign, as they have admitted, and Clinton's out to not let them do that.

UPDATE: It's apparently quite the clown show, with the Tools of the GOP filling up the Clown Car, yet again.

UPDATE 2: 11 hour hearing. The score: Hilary 11, Tools 0.
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2 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

I was kinda hoping she'd just sit there and give the Committee the finger.

10/22/2015 4:48 PM
dinthebeast said...

Trey Gowdy better start practicing the pronunciation of the words "Madame President" because he's gonna be saying them a lot...

-Doug in Oakland

10/23/2015 1:46 AM

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