Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Caturday

Jake noir.

5 comments:

Mike R said...

Jake is sad because he only has 5 or 6 choices of food and too many decisions on where to sleep.

He looks like such a sweet old timer.

BadTux said...

"Hello, Sweetheart. Of all the gin joints in all the cities in every nation of this here planet, what brings you to mine?"

BadTux said...

And like all noir heros, he is of course wearing a tuxedo :).

Nangleator said...

A good imitation of Henri:

http://youtu.be/0M7ibPk37_U?list=PLus0YZufzZ8C3eF3RYgyAXdJhfu3xJhn1

Comrade Misfit said...

Henri is a long-haired pretender. Jake is the real deal.

Cats don't suffer from existential angst. Cats are too cool for that.