Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

"We Promise to Investigate the Election That We Stole." --Dmitry Medvedev

Besides calling the protestors traitors and tools of Hillary Clinton, the Russian government has promised to investigate its theft of the recent parliamentary elections.

They might want to hire Ken Blackwell, as rumor has it that he has considerable experience in rigging elections.

2 comments:

montag said...

At least there won't be any surprises about what their investigation finds.

BadTux said...

Sure there will be surprises, like when they find those unopened ballot boxes showing that Putin's party won by *more* votes than reported. Surprise!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin