Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 5, 2008

The Photographer Should Have Used a Cannon, not a Canon


Or a minigun.


Yeah, I know, "First Amendment" and "the antidote to hate speech is more speech."

As Blue Girl noted, the Phelps are on the verge of having their home church and other property sold to satisfy a judgment against them. That couldn't happen to a more deserving group of goons.

The minigun, still, is a nice fantasy.

5 comments:

BobG said...

That bunch infuriates me; I always wish I could slap the living shit out of them.

deadstick said...

Multi-thousand-round bursts without overheating? Holy shit, what does that thing have for cooling?

Comrade Misfit said...

Deadstick, keep in mind that there are six barrels on that thing, so each barrel is firing 500 rounds/min. The barrels are whirling around, there is some cooling there, too.

deadstick said...

Yeah, but a .50 BMG will overheat at 500 rpm if you don't keep the bursts short...and the Gatling arrangement gives something less than a 6-to-1 cooling advantage, because the barrels are spinning largely through hot air from one another. Aircraft versions depend heavily on ram air.

Dan brock said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2jdlfmaHuk
I know, I ought to "shrink the link". I'm just lazy.
These Mythbuster morons are idiots.
Link is to a .303 Vickers.
I believe, in 400 rounds.