Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 20, 2017

"Person of Interest", Indeed

Trump’s Oval Office boast to Russian officials May 10 about why he fired FBI Director James Comey will almost certainly trigger a more immediate, and potentially perilous, legal development: an obstruction of justice investigation into whether the president intentionally engaged in a cover-up that warrants the filing of criminal charges, current and former Justice Department officials say.

Trump summarily terminated Comey one day earlier, just as it appeared that his FBI investigators were ramping up their investigation into the president’s associates — and possibly Trump himself. A day later, the president told Russian’s Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and U.S. Ambassador Sergey Kislyak that, “I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job.”

“I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off. … I’m not under investigation,” Trump added, according to an official White House document summarizing the meeting, as reported Friday by the New York Times.
Donnie seems to be bound and determined to talk himself into either exile* or a prison cell. For he likely sure as shit is now under investigation.

When will politicians ever come to realize that, short of murdering people, it's not what they did that cooks their asses, it's covering it up.

UPDATE: Might be Jared.
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* It will be very interesting if AF1 makes a side trip to Moscow to drop off a passenger.

5 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Edwin Edwards has it right in 1983 when he said "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy." These days, either one would need to be dead, and very much a minor.

Ten Bears said...

I don't know, CP, that preacher that was caught a few years ago in bed sniffing methamphetamine with a male prostitute is back in the preacher business.

Talking about running for congress (pun intended).

Leo Knight said...

As a pessimist and cynic, I suspect that the more heinous and blatant the offense, the more some people will love him. He could stomp a kitten to death and eat its guts on live TV, and his supporters would cheer, and beg for more. The Freedom Caucus would criticize him for being too gentle.

dinthebeast said...

And any blow back he gets will immediately be spun into "persecution" by the idiot hordes who actually like him mostly because of how awful of a human being he is. I ask for a yellow card exemption on the basis that what I said is true. Still, your place, your call, I'm good either way.

-Doug in Oakland

CenterPuke88 said...

Comrade, of course it's Jared. Haven't you seen those comercials about how it better be Jared if you want to get a ring. Vladimir needed a ring for Donnie's nose, so off to Jared he went.