Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Trump Cites Non-Existent Terrorist Attack

Swedes have been scratching their heads and ridiculing President Donald Trump's remarks that suggested a major incident had happened in the Scandinavian country.

During a rally in Florida on Saturday, Trump said "look what's happening last night in Sweden" as he alluded to past terror attacks in Europe. It wasn't clear what he was referring to and there were no high-profile situations reported in Sweden on Friday night.

The comment prompted a barrage of social media reaction on Sunday, with hundreds of tweets, and a local newspaper published a list of events that happened on Friday that appeared to have no connections to any terror-like activity.
What happened in Sweden Friday night? Not much.

7 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Lotsa fake news

DTWND said...

Lotsa fake news. Let's see. Last night in Sweeden. Bowling Green massacre. Atlanta night club. Shooting deaths at an Obama speech. The boiling of children in the Upper Peninsula. Timmie fell in a well. Oh, that last one may be true, saw it on TV. Thank goodness for Lassie.

Dale

B said...

Read the transcript of what he really said.

Don't just parrot the Fake News

CenterPuke88 said...

Read the transcript...

"look what's happening last night in Sweden"...

Nothing.

DTWND said...

From the Palm Beach Post: "You look at what's happening in Germany, you look at what's happening last night in Sweden. Sweden, who would believe this. Sweden. They took in large numbers. They're having problems like they never thought possible."

So that's the transcript. That's what Trump said. Nothing happened. Trump presented 'alternate facts'. Most people would call it lying.

Dale

dinthebeast said...

"Sweden? Terror attack? What has he been smoking? Questions abound," former Swedish Foreign Minister Carl Bildt wrote on Twitter.

So let me get this straight: At a rally/circle-jerk where Trump ranted and raved about how he will never let the media get away with "fake news" about him, his policies, or his administration, he told a lie about a non-existent terror attack that he heard where? On Fox (read that fake) News?

And meanwhile, as everyone is distracted by his dazzling buffoonery, the steady march of evil continues apace and the air, water, and wildlife are being deregulated back to the 1970's, and for those of you too young to remember them, the 1970's were ugly as fuck for the air, water, and wildlife.

-Doug in Oakland

Paul W said...

Trump implies that "last night" something bad happened in Sweden, while talking about the refugee crisis.

The only thing happening in Sweden every night is a lot of blonde folks (obscene gerund) each other because their nation promotes safe sex, and it's either bed wrestling or moose wrangling to keep them busy.

Now you know why I say "Pardon my Swedish".