Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 30, 2016

Poor Donald Has a Genetic Defect

His STFU gene is missing. Four days after the debate, he can't let the Miss Universe thing go.

Petty and vindictive seem to be good words to describe Trump. Anyone who is even remotely comfortable with giving that man the ability to order around federal cops and the military should be seriously considering the concept of letting a man with the emotional maturity of a pre-teen play with big weapons.

(His base won't abandon him.)

10 comments:

B said...

Of course, the opposition won't let it go either......

Comrade Misfit said...

B, of course not, under the old principle of "if your enemy is drowning, throw him an anvil."

Your guy has a glass jaw. He loves to hurl shit, but he can't take a punch.

dinthebeast said...

So Rudy, Newt, and Donald are attacking Bill Clinton's infidelity, and a former Miss Universe's BMI. Please don't let it work if only for what it would say about the country...

-Doug in Oakland

BadTux said...

It's not a genetic defect. It's a moral deficiency.

B said...

He's my guy by default. Least bad of the shitty options. If "None of the above" was a viable option, that is where I'd vote.

Your point about the anvil is well taken.

3383 said...

I wonder if the former Miss Yaracuy, Miss Febrero, and Big Brother exhibitionist would rather Ms. Clinton hadn't brought this up again.

Joe said...

The thing that astonished me was when Trump announced he would tell police to seize people's guns on mere suspicion, and his base accepted it as meekly as lambs.

B said...

Actually, we didn't accept it as meekly as lambs. you just didn't hear about it. The MSM only reports what it wants you to hear....

And, again, sadly, we have to choose between a bad New York Democrat and worse New York Democrat....

deadstick said...

Okay, B, what has the NRA said on that?

Joe said...

*crickets* I went on a tour of the right-wing "news" sites before I commented to make sure I had my facts straight. It's a thing we lefties do.