Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 18, 2015

Not Caring Much

I really don't care that much that the sole survivor of the Brothers Kablamov was sentenced to die.

This cake was kind of baked. If the prosecutor was one of the few kids from the Massachusetts School of Law to pass the bar in 2014 and if the defense had dug up and reanimated Johnnie Cochran, I doubt if the outcome would have changed very much.

There will be appeals, of course, but probably they'll be dealt with swiftly and he'll be executed before the decade is out.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

Yeah... we'll show all the martyr wannabes that if they try that shit here, we'll kill them in front of the whole world.

ASM826 said...

"Swiftly" would mean they were hammering the gallows together this week. He'll languish for years.