Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Say You Have a Customer Service Business

And say that you have, like so many other businesses, seen revenues drop off as a result of the Bush/Greenspan Recession.

Would you:

A) Figure out a way to lower prices on some services to attract more business.
B) Adjust your hours to make it more convenient for your customers who also have jobs.
C) Raise your prices.
D) Cut your hours, thus making it less convenient for people to use your business.
E) A and B.
F ) C and D.
G) None of the above.

If you chose Answer "F", you probably are the Postmaster General of the US.

And, in a nutshell, that is one of the reasons why your organization is dying. The very last thing that the Postal Service cares about is providing decent customer service.

My local post office has cut its service hours a lot. Not two miles down the road from them is a UPS store.

One fine guess as to where I now go to send packages.

2 comments:

lahru said...

In all fairness. Most of the "mail" we get is catalogs, flyers, colorful items from J.C. Penny, etc. Let the U.S. Postal Service raise the rates for all of the advertising pieces and they could dramatically reduce the national debt.

Marc said...

I have a used book store that has a postal center in it. Now, I can send off stuff, buy stamps, and get a book fix all at the same time. I'd like to see the regular post office lure me away from that trifecta!


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