Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Smoking Crack in Iraq

The Army has been trying to improve its prison system with a goal of winning over the prisoners:
"This used to be a jihadi university that was just breeding more terrorists," said Maj. Gen. Douglas M. Stone, who ran the detention system until this summer. "Now we are engaging the detainees and using detainee operations to teach the Iraqis here and improve their perception of Americans."
I didn't know you could get to be a two-star general by being as impervious to reality as George W. Bush, but anything is possible, I suppose. If you are running a prison, no matter how nicely you treat your prisoners, at the end of the day, they are prisoners. They are not free and they know it.

Worse, there is no real due process and no understanding of the realities on the ground. They will snatch up a man who is in the Mahdi Army, which is virulently Shiite, and accuse him of being a member of al-Qaeda, which, in Iraq, is Sunni. That is roughly the same as arresting a member of the Black Panthers and accusing him of being in the Klan.

In the words of one man recently released from an American prion in Iraq: "Even if they turn the place into a paradise, it is still a prison full of innocent men."

2 comments:

Unknown said...

With the new Status of Forces Agreement, the Iraqi's will get to treat our people like we have been treating their people for 7 plus years.

Ironic no?

Iraq court systems have virtually no due process..kinda like Gitmo! Imagine that.

Fixer said...

... you could get to be a two-star general by being as impervious to reality as George W. Bush ...

It's a requirement to reach the flag ranks.