Showing posts with label the Evil Keebler Elf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the Evil Keebler Elf. Show all posts
Wednesday, May 24, 2023

Even Republicans Agree That Ken Paxton is a Power-Mad Crook

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A Republican-led investigation on Wednesday accused Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton of committing multiple crimes in office — including fe...
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Friday, January 10, 2020

Commence the Frothing on the Right in 3....2.....1.....

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A Justice Department inquiry launched more than two years ago to mollify conservatives clamoring for more investigations of Hillary Clinton ...
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Monday, December 10, 2018

Black & CCW

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The NY Times ran a story about the experiences of Black gun owners who carry concealed . I expect that those on the Right, who would expec...
Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Shorter Trump: "Nice Government You Have Here. Too Bad if Something Were to Happen it It."

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[Oval Office Occupant] Donald Trump, emboldened by Republican election wins in the Senate and scornful of GOP candidates he felt didn’t suff...
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Friday, September 7, 2018

Donnie, DoJ and FBI Are Not Your Personal Goon Squads

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Though he really wants them to be. President* Donald Trump declared Friday the U.S. Justice Department should investigate and unmask the aut...
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Thursday, August 23, 2018

Trump Speaks Like a Mob Boss

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Trump, like any other mob boss, thinks that using informers and turning underlings should be outlawed. "It's called flipping and it...
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Friday, February 9, 2018

Dr. J. Beauregard Sessions's Prescription: "So Suffer."

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Sessions said that too many opioids are prescribed in the United States. "People need to take some aspirin sometimes and tough it out...
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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Poor Little Jeffrey's Memory

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Lord only knows how Jeff Sessions remembers how to feed himself, given that his memory is so awful .
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Thursday, July 27, 2017

Trump Warned that Senate Will Shit All Over Him

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Trump is reportedly considering trying to replace Sessions using a recess appointment, according to The Washington Post. Democrats have pl...
Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Trump Eyes Another Purge, Wants a Bigger Toady at DoJ

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President* Donald Trump has spoken with advisers about firing Attorney General Jeff Sessions, officials say, and launched a fresh Twitter ti...
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Monday, July 24, 2017

Nazi-Grade Bullshit is Going On in Tennessee

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Inmates in White County, Tennessee have been given credit for their jail time if they voluntarily agree to have a vasectomy or birth control...
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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Badged-Up Robbers Are Getting a Boost

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Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is ramping up the practice of police stealing people's shit. Let's be clear abo...
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Sunday, July 2, 2017

Smoke `Em If You Got `Em; Nevada Ed.

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Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III seems to be hell-bent on revitalizing the failed War on Drugs, but out in the "laboratory of the stat...
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Thursday, May 18, 2017

Did the Department of Justice Throw Trump Under the Bus?

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A battalion of White House aides entered the Oval Office together to present a unified front after the bombshell. The Justice Department h...
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Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Sessions Confounds

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A Mississippi man received a 49-year prison sentence Monday for the first-ever conviction on federal hate crime charges arising from the kil...
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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

It is Illegal to Laugh at Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Third When It is Claimed That He Has Been a Defender of Civil Rights

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Katherine Coronado of the U.S. Capitol Police was in her second week on the job when she was assigned to keep watch over Sessions’ confirmat...
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Thursday, April 27, 2017

The Classic Political Career Path for Bigots In Alabama

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Running for Senate: Former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore's entry into the U.S. Senate race adds another layer of drama to what's...
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Sunday, April 23, 2017

A Clear Sign That Somebody Knows What They Said Was Hateful and/or Racist

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It's when they fall back on the line of: "Awww, can't you take a joke?" Which is pretty much what Jeff Sessions did .
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Friday, April 21, 2017

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III's History Lesson:
"On December 7th, 1941, the Japs Bombed Some Damned Island in the Pacific."

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Attorney General Jeff Sessions spoke dismissively about the State of Hawaii while criticizing a Federal District Court ruling last month tha...
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Monday, April 3, 2017

Shorter Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III: "All Y'all Police Can Go Back to Beating the Minorities."

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Of course, "minorities" isn't exactly the way it would have been said. The Justice Department late Monday asked a federal jud...
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