Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Shorter Trump: "Nice Government You Have Here. Too Bad if Something Were to Happen it It."

[Oval Office Occupant] Donald Trump, emboldened by Republican election wins in the Senate and scornful of GOP candidates he felt didn’t sufficiently embrace his support, delivered a stark warning to the new Democratic House majority on Wednesday: Investigate me, and I’ll investigate you — and the government will grind to a halt.

Noting that his Republican Party retained control of the Senate on Tuesday, he said that if Democrats in the House come after him, “we’ve got” a thing called the U.S. Senate.
I respectfully suggest that the response should be a reasonably polite variant of "game on, motherfucker".

Meanwhile, Commandante Bone Spurs lost no time throwing out Jeff Sessions and replacing him with a Grade-B Lacky, who apparently is more in tune with "whatever Trump wants and fuck the rule of law."

3 comments:

  1. His entire speech reminded me of Tony Soprano, but rougher around the edges...quite the trick.

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  2. Wow. Republican threatening to be an asshole. In other news, the Pacific Ocean is threatening to be moist. Fuck you, Pacific. We got boats now.

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  3. It's not like it's even a threat....the guy is a pyro in a fireworks factory or an airport tank farm. He got matches and there's nothing he likes better than an inferno. This he describes as leadership and tough bargaining. This is not a threat or even a promise; a conflagration is as inevitable as the action of gravity. Nero was a piker.

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